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Messenger
04-01-10, 04:01 AM
The introduction:
So apparently... sooner or later, a huge infestation of zombies are going to go on a widespread killing spree killing everything and everyone. There has been books written about it, documentaries filmed about, cartoon strips drawn about it and even encounters that happened during the roman war, WWI, WWII.

1. Pull your shit together!
If it’s a zombie infestation, the cops, firemen, and ambulance men will all be rather busy, or dead. When the first zombies are seen, the police will take them to hospitals. Do not lock yourself in your apartment and wait for the police to save you. Do not cooperate with the authorities. They know nothing about zombies, as they believe that zombies are a myth.

2. Get armed
You do not want to face zombies and be unarmed, even if they are not so smart or quick or powerful, they will be too dangerous to fight bare handed. Firearms are good, but you should also have some side weapons you can use if you run out of bullets, or if they get too close. Anything’s good: knives, swords, axes or even poleaxes if you know how to use one properly. Blunt weapons are also good, but you must wear protection goggles and a mask, or something to protect your face from the splash.

3. Get armored
You must try to protect your body as much as you can, especially the neck, arms and legs. These are the most exposed parts to bite. You can find lots of body armor from army surplus shops, or even martial arts and hunting shops. Jeans also offer good protection from bites.

4. Leave town
If the zombie infestation caught you in a big town, you must leave immediately. It’s one thing to face 10 zombies, but another thing to face 10000 zombies. Best thing is to go to the country. Farms are quite easy to defend, and the open spaces won’t let you get caught by surprise.

5. Gather supplies
Gather as many supplies as you can. Everything from bottled water to gas – you will need it. And it won’t be hard to do it…if everyone’s dead it won’t be stealing! Best thing is to get a truck and start looting the largest stores in the area. Don’t go into big towns, and don’t start looting until you are 100% sure there won’t be a zombie attack, let alone a big one! You don’t want the authorities to stop the attack, nor do you want to end up in jail for looting.


6. Barricade

Some barbed wire and a whole bunch of gas filled bottles can do wonders when defending your resort from a zombie attack. Also, alarms are a very good idea. You can make them yourself (some cans and pots on a wire) or get a real one, motion sensors and everything (see number 5 for looting tips – Gas and Generator required).

7. Search & survive
After you have enough supplies, and your home and the surroundings are safe, you should start searching for survivors. Even if you are the only one of your group still alive, you’ll end up going mad if you remain alone. Start with the small towns around you. It will be quite easy if you have a zombie proof car. Just go to the town limits and honk. If zombies are there, they will head in your direction and you can just leave; alternatively you will recognize the survivors and can form a group. Safety in numbers!

Hope this helps.. And remember.. The emperor is always watching!

DoPeT
09-01-10, 08:05 PM
looool nice

CthulhuFtagn
24-01-10, 01:50 PM
Vampire penguins? Zombie guinea pigs? We're done for.... done for.

Avidgamer
25-01-10, 10:16 AM
You need to see Zombieland then, has all the best tips for surviving in Zombieland, and it's a good film ;p

www.watchxonline.com - it's in Action/Adventure and it's the last page, amazing film. (No need to pay, download or anything, it's like youtube, stream the video directly to you :)

FallenWOW
05-02-10, 07:04 AM
Zombies are cool.. if zombie apocalype does arrive ill go to a far off island where they cant reach me hehe


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isaywow
07-02-10, 07:46 AM
Could i recommend a good book on the subject, goes into quite technical detail of having to kill several billion zombies; and no an island aint gonna help they just walk under the sea to you. There is a story later on in the book about deep sea oil rig divers having to watch out for them on the sea bed

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/World_War_Z

Avidgamer
07-02-10, 10:43 AM
Indeed, that book is great, read it once and I liked it alot :)

Fzzt
15-02-10, 12:45 AM
That book was great. I watched too much of the web content ramping up to the release of Zombieland and found it spoiled some of my enjoyment of that movie.
It will be interesting to see how WWZ does as a movie World War Z Latest News and Updates (set for 2010) | ZombieChatter.com (http://www.zombiechatter.com/2008/12/05/world-war-z-set-latest-news-and-updates-set-for-2010/)